i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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