Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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