Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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