Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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