Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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