Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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