um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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