Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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