It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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