I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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