My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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