It's Friday. Sex?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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