she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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