Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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