Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize