Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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