Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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