We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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