He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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