I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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The cougar kind?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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