My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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