I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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