why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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