We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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