sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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