Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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