I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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