wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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