The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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