I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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