I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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