You work out of a Hotel?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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