this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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