I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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