His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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