Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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