what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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