Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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