I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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