I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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