white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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