I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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