He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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