Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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