What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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