I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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