I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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She's the barista slut.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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