One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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