think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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