The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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